By the power vested in me by the people of Oppo...

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 11/16/2014 at 17:25 • Filed to: OPPO SNOWLO

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...I declare this parking lot successfully hooned

Who needs snow plows? We got this.

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 17:31

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Round headlight enthusiast > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 17:39

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Any tricks to not getting nabbed by the cops? Always afraid the parking lots around here are kinda vulnerable

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 17:40

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We should get paid for this.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 17:40

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Where did this hoonage take place? (Nearest intersection?)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/16/2014 at 17:45

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Where?

midengineer > Round headlight enthusiast 11/16/2014 at 17:51

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*Calls 911*

"911, what is your emergency?*

-"Hello, some people are hooning in the nearby parking lot"

"Can you please describe the offending vehicles?"

-"Yes, a white sports car, a black hatchback, and a black Buick"

"I'm sorry, did you say Buick?"

-"Yes, a black Buick"

*click*

-"Hello? Are you still there?"

Answer: Have a Buick

Toofdoc > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 18:12

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Yes! I approve of this behavior. You hooligan.
-signed...jealous Florida resident

Jayhawk Jake > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 11/16/2014 at 19:05

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South high school

Jayhawk Jake > Round headlight enthusiast 11/16/2014 at 19:06

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Hope and pray?

It's not like you're going to get straight up arrested. If the police showed up and told us to stop we would have stopped

Round headlight enthusiast > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 19:41

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Just afraid of points on my liscense because insurance is expensive and I'm poor

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Round headlight enthusiast 11/16/2014 at 19:44

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go in a private parking lot, especially one where you know the owners won't care, the cops can't arrest you for doing something like this in a private parking lot becuase its not their jurisdiction, they can't arrest you really for doing much on private property (unless its like murdering someone or doing drugs)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jayhawk Jake 11/16/2014 at 21:18

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THAT'S WHAT I GUESSED!

Buick Mackane > Round headlight enthusiast 11/16/2014 at 22:10

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If you are on private property, can the police ticket you for hooning?